Review of Gauntlet (Atari, 1985)

“The original Gauntlet was released with no ending. The hundred or so levels were randomised and looped for as long as play lasted. Atari saw Gauntlet as a process, a game that was played for its own sake and not to reach completion. The adventurers continue forever until their life drains out, their quest ultimately [...]

In the Beginning

Commissioned for “In The Beginning”: an evening of talks and discussion on the Big Bang, held @ The Dana Centre, London Science Museum.

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The Significance of 4am

If we believe what we see on late night TV, Then the only thing people watch on light night TV is metaphor. The gang member watching hyenas on Discovery. The drug addict glued to White Christmas, The junior statesman prone in front of Night of the
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Praise Sonofabitch for the Day Off

A Poem for President Obama (in N 7)

Each day off we go about our buskets,
walking past each other, catching each other’s
eyebrows or not, about to speak or speaking.

All about us are nomads. All about us are
nomads and brand, Thoth and ding, each
one of our anchovies on our tonker.

Someone is stitching up a Hemerobaptist, darning
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My Socks Hate Each Other

They have broad commitment issues that can probably be traced back to their honeymoon, A long weekend of hollow agreements, where they saw in each other what they
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My Shoes Are In Love

Although I’ve never seen them kiss.
But whenever I collected them from your hallway

they always looked so sad at my cheap clomid return.
(It always took ages to unpick their laces.)

“Hey,” they would say. “Hey, lets go

to an expensive sushi restaurant,
or a mosque! Let’s go round to Michaels house!”

Michael, with his ambitious new white carpets.
I [...]

My Curriculum Vitae: The Musical

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NEW WRITING: The Secret by Ross Sutherland

A Google Poem.

The secret is not in knowing how to pick someone’s lock;
the secret is knowing how to get them to open the door for you.
The secret is learning to control a small stream of air into the harmonica.
The secret is base 64 encoded.

The secret is in the crust.
The secret

is in the sauce.
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NEW WRITING: A Brief History of Combat Simulation by Ross Sutherland

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